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Flo/Florence/Yoke > =============== > Customer: Hi, this is Maureen. I can't get my > diskette out. > Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button? > Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck. > Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make > a note. > Customer: No , wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it > yet... it's > still on my desk.. sorry.... > > =============== > Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on > to the left of the screen. > Customer: Your left or my left? > > =============== > Tech support: Good day. How may I help you? > Male customer: Hello... I can't print. > Tech support: Would you click on "start" for me > and. > Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical > on me! I'm not Bill > Gates. > > =============== > Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't > print. Every > time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. > I've even lifted the > printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the > computer still > says he can't find it... > > =============== > Customer: I have problems printing in red... > Tech support: Do you have a color printer? > Customer: Aaaah...................thank you. > > =============== > Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am? > Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at > Woolies. > > =============== > Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore. > Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the > computer? > Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer. > Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces > back. > Customer:! OK > Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you? > Customer: Yes > Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. > Is there > another keyboard? > Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that > one does work... > =============== > Tech support: Your password is the small letter > "a" as in apple, a > capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7. > Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters ? > =============== > Customer: Can't get on the Internet. > Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password? > Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it. > Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was? > Customer: Five stars. > =============== > Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use? > Customer: Netscape. > Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program. > Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer. > =============== > Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a > screen saver > on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it > disappears. > =============== > Tech support: How may I help you? > Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail. > Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem? > Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the > address, but how do I > get the circle around it? > =============== > A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem > with her > printer.. > Tech support: Are you running it under windows? > Customer: "No, my desk is next to the door, but that > is a good point. > The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a > window, and his > printer is working fine." > =============== > And last but not least... > > Tech support: "Okay Colin, let's press the control > and escape keys at > the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of > the screen. > Now type the letter "P " to bring up the Program > Manager." > Customer: I don't have a P. > Tech support: On your keyboard, Colin. > Customer: What do you mean? > Tech support: "P".....on your keyboard, Colin. > Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!! > > > =============== > > > Get your preferred Email name! > Now you can @ymail.com and @rocketmail.com > http://mail.promotions.yahoo.com/newdomains/sg/ --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "BETTER PERSONALITY GROUP" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/BETTER_PERSONALITY?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
