Ha ha ha! He's also gone to live with the nuns and the priests!

   


 Flo/Florence/Yoke






> Subject: FW: The Stranger
> To: 
> Date: Saturday, January 31, 2009, 7:42 AM

> 
> The Stranger 

This is very interesting and not the ending I
> had expected!!!! 

  A few years after I was born, my Dad met
> a stranger who was new to our small Texas town. 
 From the
> beginning, Dad was fascinated with this enchanting newcomer
> and soon invited him to live with our family. 
 The stranger
> was quickly accepted and was around from then on.  
 As I
> grew up, I never questioned his place in my family. 
 In my
> young mind, he had a special niche. 
 My parents were
> complementary instructors: 
Mom taught me good from evil, and
> Dad taught me to obey.
  But the stranger...he was our
> storyteller. 
 He would keep us spellbound for hours on end
> with adventures, mysteries and comedies. 
  If I wanted to
> know anything about politics, history or science, he always
> knew the answers about the past, understood the present and
> even seemed able to predict the future!
  He took my family
> to the first major league ball game. 
 He made me laugh, and
> he made me cry. 
 The stranger never stopped   Talking, but
> Dad didn't seem to mind. 
  Sometimes, Mom would get up
> quietly while the rest of us were shushing each other to
> listen to what he had to say, and she would go to the
> kitchen for peace and quiet.
 (I wonder now if she ever
> prayed for the stranger to leave.)  
 Dad ruled our household
> with certain moral convictions, but the stranger never felt
> obligated to honor them. 
 Profanity, for example, was not
> allowed in our home...
 Not from us, our friends or any
> visitors. 
 Our longtime visitor, however, got away with
> four-letter words that burned my ears and made my dad squirm
> and my mother blush.
  My Dad didn't permit the liberal
> use of alcohol. 
 But the stranger encouraged us to try it on
> a regular Basis. 
 He made cigarettes look cool, cigars manly
> and pipes distinguished.  
 He talked freely (much too
> freely!) about sex. 
 His comments were sometimes blatant,
> sometimes suggestive, and generally embarrassing. 
  I now
> know that my early concepts about relationships were
> influenced   strongly by the stranger. 
 Time after time, he
> opposed the values of my parents, yet he was seldom
> rebuked...
 And NEVER asked to leave.  
 More than fifty years
> have passed since the stranger moved in with our family. 
 He
> has blended right in and is not nearly as fascinating as he
> was at first. 
 Still, if you could walk into my parents'
> den today, you would still find him sitting over in his
> corner, waiting for someone to listen to him talk and watch
> him draw his pictures.

> 
> His name?.... .. . 

   We just call him 'TV.'

 (Note:
> This should be required reading for every household in
> America !)  
> 
> 
> He has a wife now....We call her 'Computer.' 
> 
> 
> 
> 


      



      
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