have some good chuckles/giggles.
Flo/Florence/Yoke
Subject: Fwd: Fw: Word Play
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>>>Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
>>>"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
>>>
>>>**************************
>>>
>>> In a Podiatrist's office:
>>>"Time wounds all heels."
>>>
>>>**************************
>>>On a Septic Tank Truck:
>>>Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
>>>**************************
>>>On a Plumber's truck:
>>>"We repair what your husband fixed."
>>>**************************
>>>On another Plumber's truck:
>>>"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
>>>**************************
>>>On a Church's billboard:
>>>"7 days without God makes one weak."
>>>**************************
>>>At a Tire Store
>>>"Invite us to your next blowout."
>>>**************************
>>>On an Electrician's truck:
>>>"Let us remove your shorts."
>>>**************************
>>>In a Non-smoking Area:
>>>"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate
>>>action."
>>>**************************
>>>On a Maternity Room door:
>>>"Push. Push. Push."
>>>**************************
>>>At an Optometrist's Office:
>>>"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
>>>**************************
>>>On a Taxidermist's window:
>>>"We really know our stuff."
>>>**************************
>>>On a Fence:
>>>"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"
>>>**************************
>>>At a Car Dealership:
>>>"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
>>>**************************
>>>Outside a Car Muffler Shop:
>>>"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
>>>**************************
>>>In a Vet waiting room:
>>>"Be back in 5 minutes... Sit! Stay!"
>>>**************************
>>>In a Restaurant window:
>>>"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."
>>>**************************
>>>In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
>>>"Drive carefully. We'll wait."
>>>**************************
>>>And don't forget the sign at a
>>>RADIATOR SHOP:
>>>"Best place in town to take a leak."
>>>
>>>Would like to add another....
>>>
>>>On a Septic Tank Truck:
>>>Blockages, call me. Your shit is my bread and butter.
>>>
>>>
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