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Flo/Florence/Yoke
Subject: Fwd: I am Just Fine
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>I am Just Fine
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>A farmer named Clyde had a car accident. In court, the trucking company's
>fancy lawyer was questioning Clyde.
>"Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine,'?" asked the lawyer.
>Clyde responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my
>favorite mule, Bessie..."
>"I didn't ask for any details", the lawyer interrupted. "Just answer the
>question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine!'?"
>Clyde said, "Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was driving
>down the road....."
>The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying to establish the
>fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman
>on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is
>trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud.
>Please tell him to simply answer the question."
>By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Clyde's answer and said to
>the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favorite mule,
>Bessie".
>Clyde thanked the Judge and proceeded.
>"Well as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into the
>trailer and was driving her down the highway when this huge semi-truck and
>trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my truck right in the side.
>I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was
>hurting, real bad and didn't want to move. However, I could hear ole Bessie
>moaning and groaning.
>I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans. Shortly after the
>accident a Highway Patrolman came on the scene. He could hear Bessie moaning
>and groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at her, and saw her fatal
>condition, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes.
>Then the Patrolman came across the road, gun still in hand, looked at me and
>said, "How are you feeling?"
>"Now what the hell would you say?"
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