*SARDARS AGAIN* One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college. U know why? Because he wanted to check from where the question paper was leaking...
*Sardar:* My mobile bill how much? *Call centre girl:* sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status *Sardar:* Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL. Sardar built 2 Swimming Pools. And he left one of them unfilled. Why? When asked, he said, "Oye, that’s for those who don’t know Swimming. A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister... *Sardar: *I think that girl is deaf.. *Friend:* How do U know?* **Sardar: *I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new *Sardar:* Miss, Did U call me on my mobile? *Teacher: *Me? No, why? *Sardar:* Yesterday I saw in my mobile- “1 Miss Call". *Judge:* Don't U have shame? It is the 3rd time U R coming to court.. *Sardar to judge: *U R coming daily, don't U have shame? *Sir:* What is difference between Orange and Apple? *Sardar:* Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE. Sardar attending an interview in Software Company. *Manager:* Do U know MS Office? *Sardar:* If U give me the address I will go there sir. Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouts: " Bombay ... Bombay " *Air hostess says: *"Be silent." *Sardar:* "Ok. Ombay. Ombay" Sardar got an sms from his girl friend: "I MISS YOU" *Sardarji replied:* "I Mr YOU" !!. *Sardar:* Doctor! My Son swallowed a key *Doctor:* When? *Sardar:* 3 Months Ago *Dr: *What were U doing till now? *Sardar: *We were using duplicate key *Dr:* So why did you come today? *Sardar:* We lost the duplicate key!! Why Sardar opens his lunch box in the middle of the road??? Just 2 confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office.... *Son:* papa, 4+3 kitne hain? *Sardar:* ullu ke patthe, gadhe, idiot, naalaayak, besharam, tujhe kuch nahin aata? Jaa andar se CALCULATOR Le ke Aa.. After finishing MBBS Sardar started his practice. He Checked 1st Patient's Eyes, Tongue & Ears with a Torch & Finally Said: "Oye, Torch is okay" *Teacher:* "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?" *Sardar:* "All are born on government holidays...!!! With Best RegardsSHENOY INVESTMENT AND FINANCIALCONSULTANTS PRIVATE LIMITED11-A, KASHI NIKETAN, 2ND ROAD, CHEMBUR, MUMBAI - 400 071 TEL : 6797 3433 / 2521 2111EMAIL : [email protected] [email protected] --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "BETTER PERSONALITY GROUP" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/BETTER_PERSONALITY?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
