Subject: USA SURGEONS
Once in a great while a really good explanation of things comes around, this
may be it...
Five USA Surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients on which to
operate.
The first, an Nevada surgeon says, "I like to see accountants
on my operating table. When you open them up, everything inside
is numbered."
The second, a Colorado surgeon responds, "Yeah, but you should try
electricians! Everything inside them is color-coded."
The third, a Washington D.C. surgeon ,says, "No, I really think librarians
are
the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth, a New York surgeon,chimes in: "You know, I like
construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few
parts left over.
But the fifth, a Montana surgeon, shut them all up when he
observed:"You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest on which to operate.
There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the
head and the ass are interchangeable.
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