Ha ha ha! Linda, maybe Mummy bear will yell "The Maid's been........"
Flo/Florence/Yoke
Subject: FW: The Three Bears
A far more accurate account of the
events of that fateful morning....
Baby bear goes downstairs, sits in his
small chair at the table..
He looks into his small bowl. It is empty.
'Who's been eating my
porridge?' he squeaks.
Daddy Bear arrives at the big table and sits in
his big chair. He looks into his big bowl and it is also empty. 'Who's
been eating my porridge?!?' he roars.
Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving
hatch from the kitchen and yells, 'For God's sake, how many times do I
have to go through this with you idiots? It was Mummy Bear who got up
first. It was Mummy Bear who woke everyone in the house. It was
Mummy Bear who made the coffee. It was Mummy Bear who unloaded the
dishwasher from last night and put everything away. It was Mummy Bear who
swept the floor in the kitchen. It was Mummy Bear who went out in the
cold early morning air to fetch The newspaper and croissants. It was
Mummy Bear who set the damn table.
'It was Mummy Bear who walked the bloody dog,
cleaned the cat's litter tray, gave them their food, and refilled their
water.
'And now that you've decided to drag your sorry
bear-asses downstairs and grace Mummy Bear with your grumpy presence,
listen carefully, because I'm only going to say this once....
'I HAVEN'T MADE THE FUCKING PORRIDGE
YET"!!
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