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Two women friends Mary and Maria had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. Maria had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend Mary however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home. The next day the Maria's husband Harry phones the other husband Larry and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife Maria came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!' --- On Tue, 10/6/09, Kamath Dinesh <[email protected]> wrote: From: Kamath Dinesh <[email protected]> Subject: FW: Just see where you are now & what about others ! To: "ashwin sumukh" <[email protected]>, "av manju" <[email protected]>, [email protected], "bmpartha sarathy" <[email protected]>, "DEEPIKA KAMATH" <[email protected]>, "Devidas Maller" <[email protected]>, "dr roopashri" <[email protected]>, "kalyan chakravarthy" <[email protected]>, "Kasturi Prabhu" <[email protected]>, "Kishore Baindur" <[email protected]>, [email protected], "Narayan N.B.KULKARNI" <[email protected]>, "Nikhil Balaji" <[email protected]>, "Pai jagadisha" <[email protected]>, "parineeta bhat" <[email protected]>, "Rekha Mudabidri" <[email protected]>, "Sandeep Pai" <[email protected]>, "Sheshagiri B Shenoy" <[email protected]>, "Shobha Rao" <[email protected]>, "srikant jagirdar" <[email protected]>, "swaroop pai" <[email protected]>, "Swaminath G" <[email protected]>, "Tejas swi" <[email protected]>, "Vanamala Pai" <[email protected]>, "vidya jagadisha pai" <[email protected]>, "vidya pal" <[email protected]>, [email protected], "Yathindra Mudbidri" <[email protected]>, "Yatindra J mudabidri" <[email protected]> Date: Tuesday, October 6, 2009, 4:37 PM From: [email protected] To: [email protected]; [email protected]; [email protected]; [email protected]; [email protected]; [email protected]; [email protected]; [email protected]; [email protected]; [email protected]; [email protected]; [email protected]; [email protected] Subject: FW: Just see where you are now & what about others ! Date: Mon, 5 Oct 2009 09:30:31 +0530 #yiv587480350 .ExternalClass .ecxshape {} #yiv587480350 .ExternalClass p.ecxMsoNormal, #yiv587480350 .ExternalClass li.ecxMsoNormal, #yiv587480350 .ExternalClass div.ecxMsoNormal {margin-bottom:.0001pt;font-size:12.0pt;font-family:'PMingLiU', 'serif';} #yiv587480350 .ExternalClass a:link, #yiv587480350 .ExternalClass span.ecxMsoHyperlink {color:blue;text-decoration:underline;} #yiv587480350 .ExternalClass a:visited, #yiv587480350 .ExternalClass span.ecxMsoHyperlinkFollowed {color:purple;text-decoration:underline;} #yiv587480350 .ExternalClass p {margin-right:0in;margin-left:0in;font-size:12.0pt;font-family:'PMingLiU', 'serif';} #yiv587480350 .ExternalClass span.ecxEmailStyle19 {font-family:'Calibri', 'sans-serif';color:#1F497D;} #yiv587480350 .ExternalClass .ecxMsoChpDefault {font-size:10.0pt;} _filtered #yiv587480350 {} #yiv587480350 .ExternalClass div.ecxSection1 {} From: Suresh SANTI [mailto:[email protected]] Sent: Sunday, October 04, 2009 10:19 AM To: [email protected] Subject: Re : Just see where you are now & what about others ! Good day, Re : Something to realize & be happy ! Try to realize what God has given to you, Be happy what you have !! Live life peacefully & in a healthy way !!! Life is only one time & live it properly & share good things in life !!!! Kind Regards !!!! Windows Live: Keep your friends up to date with what you do online. >From the events that change the world, to the ones that just shouldn’t be >missed. Catch it all on MSN India. Drag n’ drop --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "BETTER PERSONALITY GROUP" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/better_personality?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
