once a boy was eating candies. a nearby man said: u should not eat to much
candies. it is harmful to u.
boy said:uncle, do u know my grand paa is at the age of 102.
man:surely coz he would not eat too much candies!
boy:no, he always minds his own business!
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1 day a girl got a note from her bf,
bf's note:our relationship is off could u send my pictures back?
D girl sent pile of pix of diff boys wid msg:
" I CANT RMEMBER WAT U LUK LYK COULD U PLZ TaKE UR PICs aND ReTURN D REST?"
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Love is like Public Toilet
Person standing outside, urges to get inside.
Person standing Inside, urges to get Outside.
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Friend: What are you looking at?
Mr. Bean: I know your password., hee, hee.
Friend: Alright, what is my password. if you saw it?
Mr. Bean: **** four asterisks!
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An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got
knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the
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Women and Magnet
What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
Magnets have a positive side!
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What is the thinnest book in the world?
What Men Know About Women
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What has one horn and gives milk?
A milk truck
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Maths teacher asked RAJA : If u have 12 chocalate and u give 5 to PRIYA, 3 to
PINKY and 4 to SAPNA then wat will u get ? RAJA replied :Sir! 3 new girl
friends
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It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.
It's like asking someone,if suicide is better or being murdered.
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