Banta Strikes Again...One tourist from U.S.A. asked Banta: Any great man born
in this village?
Banta: No sir, only small Babies!
Banta to Patient: You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one
before you die?
Patient: Yes. A good doctor.
Banta: (Professor) asked a plumber to come to his college. You know why?
Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking...
Banta: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: Sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status
Banta: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
Banta built 2 Swimming Pools. And he left one of them unfilled, why?
When asked him, he said, "Oye, that’s for those who don’t know Swimming."
Banta writes a love letter to the Nurse - I Love U sister...
Banta Indian Flag lene shop mein gaya tha. Shopwale ne usse flag diya. Banta
bola: Isme aur colour dikhao!!!
Banta: I think that girl is deaf..
Friend: How do u know?
Banta: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new
Banta: Miss, Did u call me on my mobile?
Teacher: Me? No, why?
Banta: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- “1 Miss Call".
Judge: Don't you have shame? It is the third time you are coming to court.
Banta to judge: You are coming daily, don't you have shame?
Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Banta: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.
Banta attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do you know MS Office?
Banta: If you give me the address I will go there sir.
Banta in airplane going to Bombay ... While its landing he shouted: " Bombay
... Bombay "
Air hostess said: "Be silent."
Banta: "Ok. Ombay.. Ombay"
Banta got a SMS from his girl friend: "I MISS YOU"
Banta replied: "I Mr YOU" !!.
Banta: Doctor! My Son swallowed a key
Doctor: When?
Banta: Three Months Ago
Dr: What were you doing till now?
Banta: We were using duplicate key
Dr: So why did you come today?
Banta: We lost the duplicate key!
Why Banta opens his lunch box in the middle of the road?
Just to know whether he is going to or coming back from the office....
Son: Papa, 4+3 kithne hai?
Banta: Idiot ,tujhe kuch nahi aathaa? Jaa andhar se CALCULATOR le ke Aa..
After finishing MBBS Banta started his practice.
He Checked first Patient's Eyes, Tongue & Ears with a Torch & Finally Said:
"Oye, Torch is okay"
Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDDHA?"
Banta: "All are born on government holidays...!
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