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Subject: Fw: Inspirational Parenting
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> A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son
> playing with his new electric train set in the living room.
>
>She heard the train stop and her son saying, 'All of You b*****ds who want
>off, get off now, 'cos we're in a hurry! And all of you b*****ds who are
>getting on, get on now, 'cos we're going down the tracks'.
>
>The horrified mother went in and told her son, 'We don't use that kind of
>language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and stay there for
>TWO HOURS.
>When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice
>language.'
>
>Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and
> resumed playing with
> his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, 'All
> passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of
> your belongings with you. We thank you for travelling with us. today and hope
> your trip was a pleasant one.'
>
>She hears the little boy continue, 'For those of you just boarding, we ask you
>to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no
>smoking on the train.
>We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today.'
>
>As the mother began to smile, the child added..........
>
>'For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay,
> please see the fat
> controller in the kitchen.'
>
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