Notices in English for tourists in Gujarat-India In an Ahmedabad Hotel: Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please.. If you are not a person to do such thing is please not to read this notice.
In a Surat hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable. In the elevator in Hotel Tex Pallazo, Surat : To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order. In a Baroda hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front desk. In a hotel in Jamnagar : Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily. In a Ahmedabad hotel near Gujarat College You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid. Edwards Laundry on Relief Road, Ahmedabad: Drop your trousers here for best results. In a Bhavnagar hotel: Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is rekvested that the lobby be used for this purpose. In a Anand laundry: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time. In a heritage hotel at Junagadh: Take one of our horse-driven city tours - we guarantee no miscarriages. Advertisement for donkey rides (on the famous white asses) in Rann of Kutch : Would you like to ride on your own ass? In a 5-Star Hotel cocktail lounge in Ahmedabad: Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar. In the office of a Ahmedabad gynecologist: Specialist in women and other diseases In a Bharuch hotel: The manager has personally passed all the water served here. DISCLAIMER: Notice : This e-mail and any attachments may contain information which is confidential to the addressee and may also be privileged. If you are not the intended recipient of this e-mail, you may not copy, forward, disclose or otherwise use it in any way whatsoever. If you have received this e-mail by mistake, please e-mail the sender by replying to this message, and deleting the original and any printout thereof. -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "BETTER PERSONALITY GROUP" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected]. To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected]. For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/better_personality?hl=en.
