One Liners by Indians
Q: What did the Lonely Banana say?
A: I'm A"kela".
Q: What did the Green Peas say?
A: Nothing. They just "Mutter"ed.
Q: What did the Potato say when it answered the phone ?
A: "Aaloo?"
Q: Where do Cauliflowers hang out?
A: In the Gobi desert.
Q: What did the Flower say to its Girl-friend?
A: Why do "Phools" fall in love?
Q: What did the confused Egg say?
A: I don't "Unda"-Stand.
Q: What do Shrimps sing on Christmas?
A: "Jhinga" Bells.
Q: What did the Half-eaten Naan say?
A: I wish I was a "Puri".
Q: What did the Lonely Potato sing?
A: "Aaloo lonesome tonight?"
Q: What Language do Carrots speak?
A: Gajar-ati.
Q: What did the first Pizza slice say to the other Pizza slice so it
would move?
A: Pizza - "HUT"
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