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Side effects of alcohol ... And remedies!!!

1._____Symptom Cold and humid feet.
__________Cause Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the> 
Drink on your feet).
__________Cure Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward

2._____Symptom The wall facing you is full of lights.
__________Cause You're lying on the floor.
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3._____Symptom The floor looks blurry.
__________Cause You're looking through an empty glass.
__________Cure Quickly refill with your favorite drink!

4._____Symptom The floor is moving.
__________Cause You're being dragged away.
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5._____Symptom You hear echoes every time someone speaks.
__________Cause You have your glass on your ear.
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6._____Symptom Your dad and all your brothers are looking funny.
__________Cause You're in the wrong house.
__________Cure Ask if they can point you to your house.

7._____Symptom The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and the 
music is very repetitive.
__________Cause You're in an ambulance.
__________Cure Don't move. Let the professionals do their job.

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