Just for laughs...... ..
* *RECENTLY CHINA AIRPORTS WERE CLOSED DUE TO HEAVY FOG*
* ........ LATER IT WAS DISCOVERED THAT RAJANIKANTH WAS SMOKING IN
INDIA!!!!!!! !!! *
* *RAJANIKANTH DID HIS KG FROM SEVEN DIFFERENT PLACES..TODAY THOSE
PLACES ARE KNOWN AS IITs!!!!!! *
* * GOVERNMENT OF INDIA PAYS TAX TO RAJANIKANTH FOR LIVING IN
INDIA!!!!!!! *
* * DEFINITION OF SOLAR ECLIPSE:*
* WHEN RAJANIKANTH STARES AT SUN WITH ANGER, SUN HIDES BEHIND THE
MOON. THIS GREATEST PHENOMENA IS CALLED SOLAR ECLIPSE..... ....!!!!! *
* *RAJANIKANTH WOKE UP ONE DAY AND DECIDED HE SHOULD SHARE ATLEAST ONE
PERCENT OF HIS KNOWLEDGE WITH THE WORLD......*
* *
* THUS........ ......... ...... THE GOOGLE WAS BORN!!!! *
* *THINK WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF RAJANI WOULD HAVE BORN 150 YEARS
AGO..?????*
* *
* BRITISH WOULD HAVE FOUGHT FOR INDEPENDANCE. ... *
* *BEST RAJANI JOKE!!!!!!*
* EVEN GHAJINI REMEMBERS RAJANI!!!! *
* *AN EMAIL WAS SENT FROM MYSORE TO BANGALORE*
*RAJANIKANTH STOPPED IT AT MANDYA .... *
* *WHY DO EARTHQUAKE OCCURS?????*
* *
* BECAUSE AT THAT TIME RAJANIKANTH' S MOBILE IS ON VIBRATION
MODE!!!!!!!! ! *
* *ONCE RAJANIKANTH BUNKED A WHOLE DAY IN SCHOOL.....! *
* SINCE THEN THAT DAY IS KNOWN AS*
* ............ ....*
* ............ ..*
* SUNDAY!!!!!! !!!!!!! *
* *THE PYRAMIDS IN EGYPT ARE ACTUALLY.... ......... ......... ......... ..
*
* ..........RAJANIKAN THS PRIMARY SCHOOL CRAFT PROJECTS!!!! !!!!!!!! *
* * BREAKING NEWS:*
* ISRO DOES NOT EXISTS ANYMORE..... !!*
* RAJANIKANTH PURCHASED ALL THE ROCKETS FOR DIWALI
CELEBRATION! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!! *
* *WHY DID RAJANI BUY AN ACRE OF LAND WTH 4 WELLS ON EACH CORNER?????*
* ............ ......... .. TO PLAY CARROM!!!!!! *
* *BEFORE TOM CRUISE, RAJANI WAS APPROACHED FOR THE MOVIE MISSION
IMPOSSIBLE, BUT RAJANI REFUSED AS HE FOUND THE TITLE INSULTING..
* .*Rajnikanths next project. Titanic in Tamil. Climax revised. Both
survive. Rajnikant swims across the Atlantic Ocean with heroine in one hand
and… Titanic in the other. *
* *THE SARDARJIS ASSOCIATION HAS DECIDED TO DONATE ONE HUNDRED
BILLION DOLLARS TO RAJANIKANTH AS A TOKEN OF THANKS FOR SHIFTING PEOPLES
FOCUS AWAY FROM THEM!!!!!*
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