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>>>>Subject: Idiots anonymous
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>>>>>>Unfortunately common sense is not always common to all of us.
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>>>>>>If you’re like me, there are days when you feel quite vague and start to
>>>>>>question your intelligence... never fear, read the following and you’ll
>>>>>>realise
>>>>>>you’re not doing so bad!
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>>>>>>IDIOT SIGHTING 1
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>>>>>>My daughter and I went through the McDonald's driveway window and I gave
>>>>>>the
>>>>>>cashier a $5 note.
>>>>>>Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her 25c.
>>>>>>She said, "You gave me too much money."
>>>>>>I said, "Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar coin
back."
>>>>>>She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request.
>>>>>>I did so, and he handed me back the 25c, and said "We're sorry but we
>>>>>>don’t do
>>>>>>that kind of thing."
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>>>>>>The cashier then proceeded to give me back 75 cents in change.
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>>>>>>Do not confuse the people at MacD's.
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>>>>>>IDIOT SIGHTING 2
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>>>>>>We had to have the garage door repaired.
>>>>>>The repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have
>>>>>>a
>>>>>>'large' enough motor on the opener.
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>>>>>>I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one made at that
>>>>>>time,
>>>>>>a 1/2 horsepower.
>>>>>>He shook his head and said, "You need a 1/4 horsepower."
>>>>>>I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4 and he said, "NOOO, it's not.
>>>>>>Four is
>>>>>>larger than two."
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>>>>>>We haven't used that repairman since. Happened in Ipswich, Qld.
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>>>>>>IDIOT SIGHTING 3
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>>>>>>I live in a semi rural area.
>>>>>>We recently had a new neighbour call the local council P & W office to
>>>>>>request
>>>>>>the removal of the WOMBAT CROSSING sign on our road.
>>>>>>The reason: "Too many wombats are being hit by cars out here! I don't
>>>>>>think
>>>>>>this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore."
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Story from Collingwood, Melbourne.
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>>>>>>IDIOT SIGHTING 4 (IN FOOD SERVICE)
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>>>>>>My daughter went to a Mexican takeaway and ordered a taco.
>>>>>>She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.'
>>>>>>He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce.
>>>>>>From Bankstown, Sydney.
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>>>>>>IDIOT SIGHTING 5
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>>>>>>I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee
>>>>>>asked,
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>>>>>>"Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?"
>>>>>>To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?"
>>>>>>He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."
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>>>>>>This happened in Elizabeth S.A.
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>>>>>>IDIOT SIGHTING 6
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>>>>>>The pedestrian light on the corner beeps when it's safe to cross the
>>>>>>street.
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>>>>>>I was crossing with an 'intellectually challenged' co-worker of mine.
>>>>>>She asked if I knew what the beeper was for.
>>>>>>I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red.
>>>>>>Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?"
>>>>>>
>>>>>>She is a government employee in Adelaide P.O.
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>>>>>>IDIOT SIGHTING 7
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>>>>>>When my husband and I arrived at a car dealership to pick up our car
>>>>>>after a
>>>>>>service, we were told the keys had been locked in it.
>>>>>>We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly
>>>>>>to
>>>>>>unlock the driver’s side door.
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>>>>>>As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door
>>>>>>handle and
>>>>>>discovered that it was unlocked.
>>>>>>"Hey," I announced to the technician, "it's open!"
>>>>>>His reply, "I know. I already did that side."
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>>>>>>
>>>>>>STAY ALERT!
>>>>>>They walk among us...
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>>>>>>
>>>>>>Very very interesting, scientifically proven...
>>>>>> Six Truths in Life
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>>>>>>1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the
>>>>>>same
>>>>>>time, a physical impossibility.
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>>>>>>2. All idiots, after reading #1 will try it.
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>>>>>>3. And discover #1 is a lie.
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>>>>>>4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.
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>>>>>>5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.
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>>>>>>6. There is still a stupid smile on your face .
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>>>>>>.
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