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> 'LOSING MAKES WINNING WORTHWHILE'
> Priest's donkey
> A priest wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that there
> was a fortune in horse racing,
> decided to purchase one and enter it in the races.
> However, at the local auction, the going price for horses was so high that
> he ended up buying a donkey
> (also called an ass) instead. He figured that since he had it, he might as
> well go ahead and enter it in the races.
> To his surprise, the donkey came in third.
> The next day the local paper carried this headline:
> PRIEST'S ASS SHOWS
> The priest was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in
> the race again, and this time it won.
> The paper read:
> PRIEST'S ASS OUT IN FRONT
> The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the
> priest not to enter the donkey in another race.
> The paper headline read:
> BISHOP SCRATCHES PRIEST'S ASS
> This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the priest to get rid of
> the donkey.
> The priest decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
> The paper headline the next day read:
> NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN
> The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of
> the donkey,
> so she sold it to a farmer for $10.00. Next day the headline read:
> NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.00
> This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the
> donkey,
> lead it to the plains where it could run wild and free.
> Next day, the headline in the paper read:
> NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE
> The Bishop was buried the next day.
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