> > > > P'njaab Airways : IN-FLIGHT ANNOUNCEMENT > > > Gud marning, Ladis and Ghentellmen. P'rajee aur Behnjee. Sat Sri Akal. > > On behalf of Captaan Balbir Singh 'Bobby', this is your Flight Supervisor > Banta Singh "Bunty" welcoming to you on the P'njaab Airways flight no. 9211 > (Nau Do Gyaraah) to Ludhiana. > > We apalogize for the two-day delay in taking off, b'cause the sun was not > shining brightly in the fog. And we are knowing the sun does not shine in > the night. > > Landing in Ludhiana is not dafinite, but with good luck we can be landing > d'rectly in your v'llage. > > P'njaab Airways has exc'llant record for safety. In fact our safety > standards are so high that even the fully trained tarrists and hijackers are > afraid to fly with us. > > I am pleased to 'nounce that starting this year over 90% of our p'ssaingers > have reached to their dest'nation. > > For the rest 10%, the P'njaab Airways staff has lots of experience for > consoling the next-of-kin. Our Hostess Bubbly Kaur will be haippy to brief > you on our out-of-court settlement policies. > > If engines are too noisy, on p'ssainger request, we can turn them off for > comfart, but your flight will become late and you may become the late also. > > For our religious p'ssaingers, we are the only airline who can help you to > contact God at once. In case of sudden loss of cabin pressure, Holy Books > will be quickly distributed. > > We regret that today's in-flight movie will not be shown as we could not > record it from the tallyvision due to power cut. > > But we will be flying right naxt to Air India, where their movie can be seen > from the right side cabin windows. These windows have been opened > > For your viewing convenience. For p'ssaingers on left side, we have put > binoculars under the seat. > > If AirIndia flight is again cancelled, then for your in-flight ent'tainment. > Our hostesses Bubbly Kaur & Cuckoo Kaur will do the Bhangra with flight > stewards Pappu and Tappu. Oye, Balle Balle!! > > Your in-flight Menu has a choice of Chicken Tikka Masala, Tandoori Fish, Dal > makhani, unlimited P'ronthas and Lassi. > > There is a half charge for Red Label Whiskey served from Black Label > bottles. Patiala pegs will be served only on Patiala flights.. > > > As per safety rules, smoking is not allowed on all P'njaab Airways flights > over P'njaab. Any smoke you see in the cabin is only the early warning > system on the engines. > > Please do read the 'structions on the Safety Card in seat pocket in your > front side. It is not a hand fan. > > The P'ssainger behind you must read the card in your backside. > > Life jackets are placed under your seats for emergency water landings on any > of our 5 rivers. Do not use life jackets on the land. > > Kindly keep your seat in upright position for take-off & landing. Also do > not use force. Broken seats will not be replaced and you will be tied to the > floor during take off and landing. > > Please be seated first and then fasten your seatbelts. Do not call for > steward or airhostess for a glass of water when plane is taking off. > > > We are about to take-off. We wish you a pleasant flight. For air sikness > problems we have echo friendly jute bags in the sit pokets > > Thank you once again for flying with P'njaab Airways. > > > ------ End of Forwarded Message > > -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "BETTER PERSONALITY GROUP" group. To post to this group, send email to better_personality@googlegroups.com. To unsubscribe from this group, send email to better_personality+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/better_personality?hl=en.
