Murphy's Laws Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock. ________________________________ To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy. ________________________________ The road to success??? Is always under construction. ________________________________ Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk. ________________________________ In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it. ________________________________ All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening or married to someone else. ________________________________ Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak. ________________________________ Everyone has a scheme of getting rich, Which never works. ________________________________ If at first you don't succeed? Destroy all evidence that you ever tried. ________________________________ You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side. ________________________________ Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner. ________________________________ As soon as you mention something, If it is good, it is taken... If it is bad, it happens! ________________________________ He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule. ________________________________ If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late, the bus is still late... ________________________________ Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate. ________________________________ When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions. ________________________________ If you have paper, you don't have a pen. If you have a pen, you don't have paper. If you have both, no one calls. ________________________________ Especially for engg. students - If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance. ________________________________ You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming. ________________________________ The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom. ________________________________ After a long wait for bus no. 20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be more crowded than the other. ________________________________ If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight. ________________________________ Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker! " __,_._,___ [cid:rgwpc.jpg@483a9eeb914f4c42959ee8ee77f19f5f] DISCLAIMER: For the purposes of the State of Qatar law No (16) of 2010 concerning Electronic Commerce and Transactions; unless expressly agreed, Sender does not consent nor consider itself to be contractually bound in any manner, through the use of electronic communications, including but not limited to, the formation or inferred formation of a contract between Sender and the intended recipient of this email. Notice : This e-mail and any attachments may contain information which is confidential to the addressee and may also be privileged. If you are not the intended recipient of this e-mail, you may not copy, forward, disclose or otherwise use it in any way whatsoever. If you have received this e-mail by mistake, please e-mail the sender by replying to this message, and deleting the original and any printout thereof. -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "BETTER PERSONALITY GROUP" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected]. To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected]. For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/better_personality?hl=en.
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