JUST for fun.!!!
Subject: Deadly PJ's...... <What is the cube of 13? [ (13)3 = ? ] . . . . . . Answer : SUROOR . . . . . Wondering how? . . . . . That's bcoz.... . . . . . TERA * TERA * TERA = SUROOR ===================================================== Ek aadmi k 6 fingers thi, use log hanuman bulate the... Batao kyun? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Kyunki uska naam Hanuman tha. ===================================================== What did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ...Aaila!!!!! kisine mera pocket maar liya.. =================================================== An elephant falls in luv wid n Ant. But Ant's parents r against their marrige. Guess why?? . . . . . . . . . They gave a solid reason.**Ladke k daant bahar hain** ===================================================== What would u call a girl who never laughs?? . . . . . . . . . . Ans: Hasina .. ===================================================== 3+ 3 =8 . . . . . . . . . . . . Bataao Kaise? . . . Bataao Bataao! . . . Nahi Pata?!! . . . . Are . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Galati se!!!!!!!!!!! ===================================================== 1) Smoking 2) Drinking 3) Charas 4) Ganja 5) Chicken 6) Mutton 7) Oily food 8) Masala 9) Sleep & obesity 10) Pollution = Heart Attack Matlab scrolll down . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . DUS bahane karke le gaye DIL !! ===================================================== What's the opposite of "Dominoes"??? think think think think think tired of thinking??? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Well the answer is "Domi doesn't know" ===================================================== Whats the opposite of "Pizza Hut" ... ... . ..... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ok don't kill me . . . . . "Pizza.... Hutna mat" ===================================================== Ok... Whats the opp of venky's..? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . venlocks... (now,now,dont bang ur head plz...) ========================================= Whats the opposite of Gopalakrishnan? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Come' palakrishnan. ===================================================== A sardarji went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice. Guess why ? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . because there it was written "Number dial karne se pehele do lagae" ===================================================== Ek haathi agar swimming pool mein gir gayato kaise bahar nikalega??????? ........ ........ think .... think.... ...... ....... ....... ....... ....... ....... ......... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . arre.....geela ho ke nikalega na...... ===================================================== Ek aadmi marne vala he to use kya khilaoge ....... sweets.... nopes salt...... nopes think . . . . . . . . think . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . Are yaar Birla white cement kyunki iske ander jaan he....... ===================================================== Other than being fruits, what is common between an Apple and an Orange ? think....... ............ ........... ............... ........... ............ ........... ............ ............ ............. ........... ........... ............. ............... socho socho ........... ............ ............... ........... ........... ........... ............ .............. ........... ........... the answer is .......... They Both Are Not a Banana !! ===================================================== -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "BETTER PERSONALITY GROUP" group. To post to this group, send email to better_personality@googlegroups.com. To unsubscribe from this group, send email to better_personality+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/better_personality?hl=en.
