*Students at a local school were assigned to read two books,'Titanic' & 'My Life' by Bill Clinton.
* * One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!* *His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report. Here is the summary of his report..... Titanic: cost - $29.99 Clinton : cost - $29.99 Titanic: Over 3 hours to read Clinton : Over 3 hours to read Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Clinton : The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Titanic: Jack is a starving artist. Clinton : Bill is a bullshit artist. Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar. Clinton : Ditto for Monica Titanic: During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined. Clinton : Ditto for Monica. Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit. Clinton : Let's not go there. Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewellery Clinton : Monica is forced to return her gifts. Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life. Clinton : Clinton remembers Monica for the rest of his life. Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen. Clinton : Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either. Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death. Clinton : Bill goes home to Hilary - basically the same thing.* -- R Shanbhag “Raj” Abu Dhabi, UAE -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "BETTER PERSONALITY GROUP" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected]. To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected]. For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/better_personality?hl=en.
