I personally love the last one...
OUR DOCTORS... > > >Let me tell you about my doctor. He's very good! If you tell himyou want a >second opinion, He'll go out and come in again. > >He treated one woman for yellow jaundice for >three years >Before he realized she was Chinese. > >Another time, he gave a patient six months >to live. >At the end of the six months, the patient hadn't paid his bill, >So, the doctor gave him another six months. > >While he was talking to me, his nurse came in >and said, >"Doctor, there is a man here who thinks he's invisible." >The doctor said, >"Tell him I can't see him." > >Another time, a man came running in the office and yelled, "Doctor, doctor! - >my son just swallowed a roll of film!" The doctor calmly replied, "Let's just >wait and see what develops." > >One patient came in and said, >"Doctor, I have a serious memory problem." >The doctor asked, >"When did it start?" >The man replied, >"When did what start?" > >I remember one time I told my doctor >I had a ringing in my ears. >His advice: >"Don't answer it." > >My doctor sure has his share of nut cases. >One said to him, "Doctor, I think I'm a bell." >The doctor gave him some pills and said, >"Here, take these - >If they don't work, give me a ring." > >Another guy told the doctor that he thought >he was a deck of cards. >The doctor simply said, >"Go sit over there. I'll deal with you later." > >When I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places, >He told me to stop going to those places. > >You know, doctors can be so frustrating. >You wait a month and a half for an appointment, >Then he says, >"I wish you had come to me sooner." > -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "BETTER PERSONALITY GROUP" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected]. To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected]. For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/better_personality?hl=en.
