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Do u really think this is going to happen...it is some fake creation. Hope u take it positively. Have a nice day.* * * *Thanks and regards. * * *Vijay Kumar (VJ) * +44-74322-67060 (London) gogetter.vj (Skype) About Me ! <http://about.me/v.j> * * * * *Be Humble.Be Honest.Be Simple. * * * On Mon, Aug 27, 2012 at 2:48 PM, Girish <[email protected]> wrote: > > *Government bans ‘zero’ because CAG keeps on adding them > Published On: Tue, Aug 21st, 2012 > > New Delhi. In a stunning decision, > miffed<http://www.indianexpress.com/news/cag-sensationalising-its-reports-by-adding-zeros-congress/989998/>by > the continuous use of zeros by CAG, UPA has decided to ban zeros > altogether from India. From now on, zero will not be used in any form in > academics or in public discourse. > Congress spokesman, Mr. Manish Tewari informed about the decision: “CAG > seems obsessed with zeros and keeps on adding them to every scam, so we > have decided to ban zeros to ensure there is no scam in this country.” > “If banning social media can remove communal tensions from this country > then why can’t banning zeros remove scams from this country?” he argued, > “From now on, zero will be known as ‘one minus one’, 10 as ‘9+1’ and so on.” > [image: zero on > calculator]<http://cdn.fakingnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/zero.jpg>Government > will soon issue a tender for manufacturing calculators that > don’t show zero > When News asked what happens to “zero tolerance” against corruption after > this ban on zero, Manish Tewari claimed that now it will go to sub-zero > levels<http://www.fakingnews.com/2011/01/congress-revises-its-zero-tolerance-for-corruption-to-sub-zero-levels/> > . > While the common man wondered if it meant that those with zero income > could now hope to earn something, the ban has been welcomed unanimously by > some Indian journalists who were getting worried after getting zero > re-tweets for their Gnight tweets. > However BJP has opposed the ban calling it an attack on the Indian culture > as India had invented zero. > “If Congress thinks it’s communal to credit Aryabhatt for inventing zero, > they can at least credit Kapil Sibal for it!” a BJP leader claimed, > “Whether Aryabhatt or Sibal, the truth is that zero was invented by an > Indian and India can’t ban zero.” > News asked Sibal for a reaction. After confirming from the party office > that the news was indeed true and had the backing of Rahul Gandhi and Sonia > Gandhi, he justified the ban on zeros. > “It is perfect, now the loss from 2G will move from zero to non-existent, > why should I be worried?,” he said, “Anyway, we have spent so much time > being proud of the fact that we invented zero that we haven’t even thought > about inventing anything else so banning zero will boost creativity in the > country. I will tell the IITs to remove zeros from curriculum.” > Not only politics and academics, the ban is expected to impact other areas > too. Bollywood actress Sonakshi Sinha has welcomed the step and has hoped > that the government will impose the law and punish offenders such as > Kareena Kapoor, who have been promoting size zero. > Rohit Sharma too has welcomed the ban. He, along with Ajit Agarkar, has > sent an appeal to current MP Sachin Tendulkar requesting him to ensure that > even the historical zeros were removed from the records. > > * > > > > > > > > > > > -- > You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups > "BETTER PERSONALITY GROUP" group. > To post to this group, send email to [email protected]. > To unsubscribe from this group, send email to > [email protected]. > For more options, visit this group at > http://groups.google.com/group/better_personality?hl=en. > -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "BETTER PERSONALITY GROUP" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected]. To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected]. For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/better_personality?hl=en.
