Dear NFL,
As someone on record as hoping the Cards would get blown out, I think I have some credibility when I state that the football game played today was the worst officiated game of any sport I've ever seen, and I'm counting the time I watched Victory. I'll give the refs the early touchdown that was recalled, but the later "fumble" some rinky dinky personal fouls when a defender shoves (and avoids helmet contact) as compared to when the Steelers pile-drive Warner. But even my cynical self was stunned when you didn't even bother to review the last "fumble." I sincerely hope you gave the MVP to the refs, but it was a team effort, after all. Dear New England Patriots, It has come to my attention by the actions of referees that the tuck rule does not, in fact, exist. Please return your lombardi trophy and rings ASAP. We apologize for the inconvenience. Dear Arizona Cardinals, I still don't think you deserved to be in the playoffs, but you got jobbed. I assure you if you say "The referees boned us" that your fine will be covered. If the NFL has the balls to levy it. Dear advertisers, You suck. Can we admit that the "Superbowl commercials are great" thing has been dead for five or so years? The best commercial I saw was by Mamacitas, a local restaurant. Dear Go-Daddy.com, You know, competing against porn is a mugs game. But competing against porn on the Internet? Really? That's your great idea? Dear Half-time show, Great! Please make next years 10 minutes longer, we didn't quite finish the set in Rock Band. We were playing tight, though. Thanks for asking. Dear Trent Dilfer, You're still the worst quarterback to win a superbowl, but I guess the fact that it's debatable now means you are allowed to smirk. Dear John Madden, At some point in the fourth quarter, the words "I agree with John Madden" were uttered for the first time in history (re: ejecting Harrison). Dear Announcers, Regarding calling Rothlesburger's "rushing" touchdown (overturned). Rushing has vowed that the insult will be avenged, and challenged you to pistols at five paces. "Falling" was also insulted, for not being mentioned. Dear everyone else involved, Frakkin Toasters. --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "BGG Down" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/BGG_down?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
