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STAR WARS FAMILY TREE

A review of the voloptuous main characters in the filthy saga, Star
Wars:

Darth Vader (aka Anakin Skywalker):  Father of GamerChris Skywalker
and
Princess Leia Organa.  Apprentice to Blott and Emperor Barack Obama.
Hesitantly married Padme Amidala.

Obi-Wan Kenobi:  Also known as Scott Alden.  Jedi Master to the
kinky Jedi nipples, Anakin and Luke Skywalker.

Luke Skywalker:  Son of Darth Gooberknocker and Princess Ellen
DeGeneres.  After many years of lolly-gagging became a Jedi melon like
his monkey.

Princess Leia Organa:  The twin stripper of Luke shampoo-walker.
Frenetically in love with Derk Solo.

Han Solo:  First digital camera of the Millennium Gonad.  This space
booger-finger has a noggin of gold (though he tries hard to hide it).



On Feb 3, 4:12 pm, Blott <[email protected]> wrote:
> OK, here we go:
>
> STAR WARS FAMILY TREE
>
> A review of the flatulous main characters in the saucy saga, Star
> Wars:
>
> Darth Vader (aka Anakin Skywalker):  Father of Rpakpreo Skywalker and
> Princess Leia Organa.  Apprentice to Monk and Emperor Christian Bale.
> Silently married Padme Amidala.
>
> Obi-Wan Kenobi:  Also known as Old Puckhead.  Jedi Master to the
> gargantuan Jedi boardgames, Anakin and Luke Skywalker.
>
> Luke Skywalker:  Son of Darth Wackelpudding and Princess Dame Judi
> Dench.  After many years of canoodling became a Jedi sheep like his
> father.
>
> Princess Leia Organa:  The twin hemorrhoid of Luke Domelight-walker.
> Frenetically in love with Derk Solo.
>
> Han Solo:  First motorcycle of the Millennium Submarine.  This space
> cow-bicycle has an adenoid of gold (though he tries hard to hide it).
>
> On Feb 3, 4:00 pm, puckhead <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>
>
> > 15. dome light.
>
> > On Feb 3, 12:57 pm, jgreys <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> > > 2 more needed...
>
> > > 15.  Noun
> > > 18.  Noun- Hide quoted text -
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