Huahahahaha....!!!
Boss bicara dengan sekretarisnya: Seminggu kita pergi untuk perjalanan
dinas,tolong siap-siap.
Sekretaris telepon suaminya: Mas saya mau berangkat untuk perjalanan
dinas, hati-hati di rumah ya.
Suami telepon kekasih gelapnya: Istriku mau berangkat seminggu, kau ada
waktu?
Kekasih gelap bilang terhadap anak kursusnya: Nak ibu punya banyak
kerjaan selama seminggu, kursus ditiadakan selama seminggu.
Anak kursus bilang terhadap kakeknya: Kek seminggu tidak ada kursus
gurunya sibuk,ayo kita jalan-jalan.
Kakek =Boss ;) telepon sekretarisnya: Minggu ini saya mau jalan-jalan
sama cucu saya,meeting dibatalkan.
Sekretaris telepon suaminya: Bossnya ada kerjaan rumah yang
mendadak,tripnya dibatalkan Mas.
Suami bilang kekasih gelapnya: Kau tak usah datang, istriku tak jadi
pergi.
Kekasih gelap telepon anak kursusnya : Nak kursus minggu ini berjalan
seperti biasa.
Anak kursus bilang sama kakeknya: Kek, guruku bilang kursus berjalan
normal, Kakek jalan sendiri aja.
Kakek bilang sama sekretarisnya: Jangan khawatir minggu ini kita atur
perjalanan dinas lagi, kamu siap-siap
Capee deh!!!!!!
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