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  * **Jai Hinglish…!  Jai Jharkhand…! Jai Hind…!  **

We Indians are born fighters. Don't you guys thin so ?


Firstly, we fought with Britishers so hard for independence and now we are
fighting with their language angrezi. Did you guys get me ?

Arrey bhai, the battle is carrying on even as I am posting, be marking my
words. Each bandha in our Bharat Mata is, aise-vaise, fighting the English
pepuls by doing to death their national language. Now they,being poor
things, are not even realizing.Now the world is not saying,"Is you good self
knowing English?" They are now saying,"Is your good self knowing Hinglish?"
This is because hum aur tum,that is u and me, are killofying English. Arrey,
if u are coming to be thinking about it, we are all Mangal Pandeys, hitting
hardly on the darwaaza of maharani's bhasha every-shvery day of our lives,
every-shvery time,we are saying or writing even one word only, we are
fighting the angrez.

You lads and ladis are understanding me or not ? Lemme explain this for your
better sense. See, we are not chamchas of the angrez, so we are not speaking
angrezi like they are wanting us to be speaking it, Oxford-Shoxford,
Cambridge-Vambridge ,and all such


utter nonsense. We are independent-minded and are speaking English like we
are speaking Hindi-Vindi, Tamil-Shamil, and all. Let me be putting it nicely
in a poetical way :


We are moulding angrezi and scolding it,
We are mangling it and strangling it,
Under-mining it and Over-mining it.

Arrey Bhai, it is in our mother nature to be speaking like in our mother
tongue. And when nature is calling, who can deny, you tell? So,
grammer-shammer,no bar, sirji, no bar.We are speaking English just like
that, because we are like that only.



Soon the world is also saying, very good idea that is being, and then is
borrowing the word we have created with our sweat and khoon. No patent fee
even. Now whole world is saying pre-pone. Every time this is happening, lads
and ladis, you must be remembering, we are making one more conquest in our
running long war of independence against English.

Even by talking we are fighting in our own way.
Are you watching by any chance the gora as they are speaking? Arrey they are
talking as if they have a kancha(marble) in their mouth, by GOD!


See, we are not foreign returned. We are speaking like mother nature is
teaching us, freely and easily. So who is minding a little mis-pronounce, a
little mis-tense? We are understanding with perfection, no, and is that not
the end product that we are wishing and wanting?

We are only doing what Great Winston Churchill said at one time, "We shall
be fighting them on top of the seas and on top of the oceans, we shall be
fighting with outgrowing confidence in linguistic ability. We shall be
defending our right to maul and over-haul English. Whatever the cost may be
being. We shall never be surrendering!"

Jai Hinglish…!  Jai Jharkhand…! Jai Hind…!

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