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TOP TENS FOR BIKERS Return to Index | Home [Note: These lists are taken from "The Spokehead," a newsletter I used to publish for the local bike racing community in Lincoln, Nebraska.] Top Ten Excuses For Not Riding in January 10. Still eating Christmas leftovers. 9. Afraid road salt would rust my fillings. 8. Still screwing studs into tires. 7. Hooked on the ButtMaster. 6. Prefer chasing babes and tequila shots. 5. Dog ate my neoprene booties. 4. Thought "get a draft" meant "get a draught" and spent whole month in the bar. 3. Still cannot feel feet from last time I rode. 2. Every time I wear a face mask, I want to knock over a convenience store. 1. Big-time aversion to snot-cicles. Dave -- Dave Erickson | email : [EMAIL PROTECTED] Weather Central | phone : 608 274-5789 5725 Tokay Blvd. | Madison, WI 53719 | fax. : 608 273-5854 _______________________________________________ Bikies mailing list [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://www.danenet.org/mailman/listinfo/bikies
