If you're eating something with poppy seeds, the authorities will find
traces in your blood, after the "accident," and they'll accuse you of
being high on opiates when you crashed into the pedestrians in the bike
lane.

So you'll go up the river for a long time, and politicians will demand a
crackdown on drug-crazed killer bicyclists.

For your own sake and for the good of all bicyclists, please switch to
sesame seeds bagels before you commit (or contemplate committing)
bicycular homicide.

Robin wrote:
> On 10/20/06, Robert F. Nagel <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>> no, it wouldn't be manslaughter, it would be first degree intentional
>> homicide.<
>
> I was corrected on this this morning while walking my dogs. The Bikies
> reach is far and wide.
>
> What if I was picking a poppy seed out of my teeth when I ran over the
> coed? I could walk(ride) free from charges then right?
>
> West Johnson is my new *improved* commuter route. Yippee!
>
> R.
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