Well, I think the solution here is obvious: Helmet Hair!
Somebody get Giro or Bell to start making wigs that comply with ANSI
and Snell safety standards.
Think about all the great styles you could have: the beehive, the
Pipi Longstocking, the Princess Leia... the possibilities are
endless! Just don't make them too masculine.
Yours truly,
Peter "I'm a marketing genius" Brinson
On Sep 28, 2007, at 12:19 PM, Schimpff, Jeff A - DNR wrote:
Yes, there've been such allegations before. I have an impulse to
go over to Johnson Street and get a long wig to fasten to my helmet.
However, the last line should be the lead sentence in every Bikers'
Bible: "When you do have that crash, you better have it on" or your
chances of either eternally melding with the Unseen in Creation, or
being rendered incapable of ever again understanding the seeable,
will be greatly enhanced!
P Jeff Schimpff
Bureau of Science Services
Wisconsin Department of Natural Resources
"Bus, Bike, Walk or Carpool to Work for Clean Air for Kids"
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Subject: [Bikies] ScientificAmerican.com: Helmets Attract Cars to
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Passing this on without comment as an opening for discussion...
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STRANGE BUT TRUE: HELMETS ATTRACT CARS TO CYCLISTS
By Nikhil Swaminathan
Although you might not want to leave your protective gear at home,
just know that if you do, drivers will be a lot more scared of
hitting you.
http://www.sciam.com/article.cfm?SID=mail&articleID=778EF0AB-
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