Helmut,
We appreciate your interest in the Deathstar software, and applaud your
implementing it on such a large scale.
Because the Deathstar line is far ahead of the rest of the Imperial
products, it has a lot of the features planned for products such as
Tie-Fighter XP already built in.
Your Deathstar is running in reduced functionality mode. This is either
because you opted to not take part in Activation, or because your
Deathstar is running in a star system other than the one you activated it
in.
You can participate in Activation, or you're pirating the Deathstar
software and as such, even your dark Emperor can't help you. If neither
are the case, try reinstalling, or return it to the hardware manufacturer
for service.
Thank you for your interest in the Deathstar line.
Ima Dolt
Service Technician
Government Sales and Support
Micro$haft
On Thu, 9 Aug 2001, Sach Jobb wrote:
> Hello Everyone,
>
> I've recently upgraded from Deathstar 4.0 SP5 to Deathstar 2000 and now
> i've got this problem where i can't fire the superlasers more than about 4
> times a day. Sometimes i can do 5 or 6, and sometimes it just won't fire
> at all. And sometimes the whole damn thing just bluescreens.
>
> We originally upgraded because i heard that The Evil Empire(TM) had
> rewritten the superlaser's firing mechanism so that it would recharge
> quicker, and I don't want to fail him for that last time.
>
> I also have this weird problem with the tractor beam service shutting
> itself off all the time.
>
> Thanks in Advance,
>
>
> Helmut Shmitza
> Cannon Administrator
> Department of Rebal Alliance Cleansing
> Death Star Operations
> The Empire
>
>
>
>
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