Yeah. I heard this on the way to work, when they mentioned they would be "trading insults" on the preview blurb before the interview I thought that was sort of jokey, but hoo boy - I can't believe they aired that on the un-sexy dustparticle-ridden NPR airwaves. He was babbling and not really making any sense half the time, and I just assumed he was wasted. But apparently he was sober. When he busted out with the "If you're going to welcome me with open arms, you've got to welcome me with open legs as well." I couldn't believe it. Oh, and the best part of the I've-slept-with-thousands-of-chicks part is I believe the number was Four thousand, six hundred "..and three".
-d > -----Original Message----- > From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]On Behalf Of > John Hunter > Sent: Tuesday, February 05, 2002 8:34 AM > To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]; Bryan Bell > Subject: [bits] Gene Simmons versus Terry Gross > > > > There was an excellent interview of Gene Simmons on Fresh Air > yesterday. They really went toe to toe. Unfortunately, apparently > there is some ownership issue, cause you can't play it from the Fresh > Air archives. But here is a short transcript of the end of the show > that will give you a taste > > TG : Now, clothes that you've worn on stage. You wear > fishnets > > GS : No, fire your research person, no fish nets > > TG : I was sure I'd seen you in them, but I trust you > > GS : Don't ever do that, I'm a man > > TG : Let's get to the studded codpiece -- Do you have a > sense of humor about that > > GS : No it holds in my manhood, otherwise it would be too > much for you to take. You'd have to put the book down > and confront life. The notion is if you're going to > welcome me with open arms you also have to welcome me > with open legs > > TG : That's a really obnoxious thing to say > > GS : No it's not, why should I say something behind your > back that I can't tell you to your face > > TG : Has it come to this? Is this the only way you can talk > to a woman, with that schtick > > GS : Let me ask you something, why is it schtick when all > women have ever wanted since we crawled out of caves > is, "why can't a man just tell me the truth and speak > to me plainly". So if I do that, you can't have it both > ways. > > TG : So you really have no sense of humor about this do you > > GS : I'm laughing all the way > > TG : Yea to the bank > > GS : Of course, don't I sound like a happy guy > > TG : Not really to be honest with you > > GS : I was going to suggest you get outside of the musty > place where you can count the dust particles falling > around you and get out into the world and see what > everybody else is doing. > > TG : Having sex with you? > > GS : Well if you chose but you'd have to stand in line > > TG : Ok well we might as well get to this since you keep > bringing this up > > GS : I didn't, you did > > TG : You write that you've had 4600 sexual liasions > > GS : You're supposed to say so far > > TG : So far. To you this will be asking the obvious but why > have you wanted so many encounters > > GS : M-a-n, the notion is plain > > TG : I'd like to think the personality you presented on our > show today is a persona that you've affected as a > member of Kiss, but that you're not nearly as obnoxious > when you're at home or with friends > > GS : Fair enough, and I'd like to think that the boring lady > who's talking to me now is a lot sexier and more > interesting than the one's who's doing NPR, studious > and reserved. > > > _______________________________________________ > Bits mailing list > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > http://www.sugoi.org/mailman/listinfo/bits _______________________________________________ Bits mailing list [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://www.sugoi.org/mailman/listinfo/bits
