October 15, 2008
McCain Campaign Advances Possibility of Using "Yo Momma" Insults in
Debate
Steve Young <http://www.236.com/contributors/steve_young> |
Bio<http://www.236.com/contributors/steve_young/>
With an unrepentant economy and Sarah Palin satires dominating the news,
several new tracking polls show Barack Obama widening his lead over John
McCain anywhere from 14 points at the NYT/CBS Polls to 101 points at MSNBC,
taken between the Countdown and Rachel Maddow Shows. Only at Fox News where
they show a narrow 3 point margin for McCain in the BillOReilly.com "Phones
Are Poppin'" Poll that asked the Folks™ to choose between McCain and a
Muslin Comrade of a Terrorist, does McCain hold a lead.
"Obviously thing are looking a bit dire," said McCain spokesman, Tucker
Bounds, "so you can expect Senator McCain to take off the gloves at
tonight's debate. In actuality, someone will probably help him take off
those gloves just before the debate, but he will be well-prepared to be
aggressive, no matter the issue."
A McCain campaign release gave reporters an idea on how the senator will
confront Obama during tonight's debate.
The economy: Yo mama's so dumb she sold her car for gas money.
Religion: Yo mama's so fat, she got baptized at Sea World.
Education: Yo momma's so stupid, she got locked up in a super market and
starved.
The housing market: Yo Mama's so poor, when I was asked her why she was
banging on the dumpster she said, "My kids locked me out."
McCain campaign has asked that the two candidates meet daily across the
county for town hall yo momma offs.
"If Senator Obama can't take a little insult," said Bounds, "how will he
react when Putin says, 'Yo Mamma's so fat it takes two buses and a train to
get on her good side.'"
*Award-winning TV writer, Steve Young, is author of "Great Failures of the
Extremely Successful" <http://www.greatfailure.com/> and blogs at the
appropriately named steveyoungonpolitics.com.*
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"Usually when people are sad, they don't do anything. They just cry over
their condition. But when they get angry, they bring about a change."
- Malcolm X, Malcolm X Speaks, 1965
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