Here are some of the high points of the game. 1. A dorky, retarded man who's singing decreases your mental health, energy, and stamina. Be careful, 'cuz he's lining up the shopping carts and his big dream is to run you over. Stun him and take his car keys so he won't cause accidents on his way home. Don't let his weird singing fool you--he's one dangerous dude. 2. Whiny brats demanding candy, gum, and other sweets who make you lose self-control. This effects aiming. A courtesy phone across the backside should shut 'em up. If not, duct tape is yours for the finding. 3. Beware the lousy food at the snack booth. It'll sap health points and have you sitting on the toilet moaning for hours while the fun happens. 4. Every once in a while, a woman, singing in a horrific voice, can be found outside the Wallmart ringing a bell for the salvation army. Her murder gives you an extra hundred thousand points, not to mention the monetary bonus. 5. Avoid the unloaders, lest they drop hundred-pound boxes of dog food and furniture on your toes. This will immobilize you for ten to thirty seconds. You'll know them by the cursing and toking you hear while you roam the back rooms. 6. Damage of inventory is both rewarding in points increase and the maniacal pleasure of hearing, "clean up in isle five," and knowing you're the cause. If you successfully waylay the custodians as they clean up your mess, you can laugh as the drunk old man slips and falls in the mess you left. 7. Best of all, get out there and go hunting. What you're after is horses. Disable each horse and receive an extra million points--but be careful, as an army of screaming and determined brats block your way. If you hurt them, you are arrested. You can, however, put the little brutish beasties over your knee and give 'em what for. If you make it this far, you're ready for the bonus level, satirically called "the bull in the china shop." . With nothing in your way, you wander the isles with your trusty baseball bat and smash everything you can, turn up the stereo systems to full blast to scare the kiddies that come in the next day, let any pets out of their cages, tremendously mark up all prices, and, of course, obliterate the musac system. Failing to do the last takes your points to negative 100000000000000000. ----- Original Message ----- From: "allan thompson" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[email protected]> Sent: Friday, December 30, 2005 1:19 PM Subject: Re: audyssey: what have I missed
> Hey, perhaps walmart could be one of the levels of shades of doom... > Just think of it, you fight the maniacle laughing greeters who roll > dangerous shopping carts at you, you fight through crowds of bloodthirsty > consumers in a battle to the death for that lowest price. in the pet > section, you could buy and train hamsters to deliver high explosive mines > to > blow the top off of the lay away dungeons, and last of all...the manager > blue smocks, trained at birth to obfuscate truth, justice and the american > way thru a regime of ninjitsu and taibo! > new weapons could be the price gun, box cutters, courtesy phones (russel > crowe made the telephone the weapon it is today), and the blank hapless > star > of brain sucked employees who don't know where anything is in the store > except for their paychecks and break room. > > buy it now at any conveniant walmart. If you don't know where your local > walmart is, just throw a rock, you'll hit one. > > sorry, just had the visual in my head and it had to be written. > allan > > > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Thomas Ward" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > To: <[email protected]> > Sent: Friday, December 30, 2005 12:32 PM > Subject: Re: audyssey: what have I missed > > >> Hi, James. >> We don't need to give Wal-Mart any more ideas. They are already the >> store Empire of the U.S. They got that way by cutting there prices low >> enough to put everyone out of business, or to put there compitition at a >> stand still. Smile. >> >> James from Alchemy wrote: >>> Wow.. I wish I could buy a 2006 Mitsubishi Eclipse at Wal Mart! *grin* >>> >>> -----Original Message----- >>> From: [email protected] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] >>> On >>> Behalf Of J-Squared >>> Sent: Thursday, December 29, 2005 8:52 PM >>> To: [email protected] >>> Subject: Re: audyssey: what have I missed >>> >>> Perhaps it's the price chopping of Walmart? >>> It very well could be, the way Walmart prices items. >>> I would guess that $25 is closer to the retail, as the Bop It and other >>> games on the braillegifts site are also priced at retail. >>> >>> ----- Original Message ----- >>> From: "ken downey" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >>> To: <[email protected]> >>> Sent: Wednesday, November 23, 2005 11:46 PM >>> Subject: Re: audyssey: what have I missed >>> >>> >>> >>>> There's a new product called K-ball which is like a Rubick's cube. I'm >>>> a >>>> bit ticked, because again we have an example of the price gouging of >>>> the >>>> blind. At www.braillegifts.com you can buy it for the stunningly high >>>> >>> price >>> >>>> of $25, while at Wallmart you can buy it for $10. >>>> ----- Original Message ----- >>>> From: "shaun everiss" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >>>> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; >>>> >>> <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; >>> >>>> <[email protected]>; <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; >>>> <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >>>> Sent: Thursday, December 29, 2005 6:52 AM >>>> Subject: audyssey: what have I missed >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>>> Hi all. >>>>> yahoo has reset my account. >>>>> At this stage it seems ok. >>>>> for now. >>>>> anyway what have I missed during the last 2 days? >>>>> any new games, proeducts, etc. >>>>> Note aht I am posting to all lists. >>>>> So you will get messages from me. >>>>> I have told yahoo again about my ssl connection. >>>>> Hopefully the systems don't fail in 3 days, if they do, I will be not >>>>> coming back till ssl is turned off again. >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> -- >>>>> No virus found in this outgoing message. >>>>> Checked by AVG Anti-Virus. >>>>> Version: 7.1.371 / Virus Database: 267.14.8/215 - Release Date: >>>>> >>> 27/12/2005 >>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> to leave send a blank Email to: >>>>> [EMAIL PROTECTED] >>>>> You can contact the list owners/moderators by Emailing >>>>> [EMAIL PROTECTED] >>>>> to go nomail send a blank message to: >>>>> [EMAIL PROTECTED] >>>>> change "nomail" to "normal" to resume messages. >>>>> Yahoo! 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