Just got back from a long walking
 trip.
I can not get that episode of the show myth busters out of my head, where they 
were trying to come up with some alternative one person transport solution.
They showed one seen, where one of the guys simply put some skates on his feet 
and strapped a leaf blower to his back.
I think it worked, but control was an issue.
The idea  was back in my head yesterday morning when I heard that it was 
national bike to work day and the antidepressant addicted idiots who do the 
good morning America show were cutting up and bicycling for a few feet so as to 
get themselves on camera.
I am sure they actually all arrived that morning in limacine.
hahahahah,
But...
I could really see myself doing the leaf blower thing, if not for the noise.
Appearance is something I try not to worry with, although, I am prone to it 
just as much as the next guy.
But I can easily look like an idiot without even trying as I slide through mud, 
and cross streets crooked and end up in the middle of a street instead of at 
the corner on the other side.
I always just try to cover that.
Ehhh, I meant to do that, so I'll wander on up the block and just start walking 
down the next street.
hahahahah.
Ever forward, and,
All roads lead to the same place... most times.
Anyway, ever once in a while, I just get this bug about having some sort of 
workable transport.
The kids who ride around on the new motorized skateboards around christmas time 
bum me out!
I have echolocation, I have GPS guidance, I am comfortable with a lot of 
streets in my area.
Lets strap a hair drier to my butt and get on with this already!
It's just a matter of finding a working wheels set up.
I need to shop the scooters and such and shut up already!
I just haven't done it yet.
Anyone else have these dreams?
Matt

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