[uucdigest] Sunday, March 19 2000 Volume 03 : Number 468 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ | For all available Digest commands including unsubscribe/subscribe, | visit the BMW UUC Digest page: http://www.uucdigest.com | Send SUBMISSIONS to [EMAIL PROTECTED] | Complaints? Send 'em to [EMAIL PROTECTED] if you must. | Visit http://www.bubbaclub.com | www.bimmers.com - "serving enthusiasts on the 'net" | Visit http://www.bimmer.org - ultimate BMW bulletin boards! | Subscribe to the Zionsville Autosport Parts Digest: | http://www.zionsvilleautosport.com/majordomo.htm ����������������������������������������� In this BMW UUC Digest: [uuc] Suggested NCC Tour [uuc] Digitally Edited Pics [uuc] m5 f/s ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun, 19 Mar 2000 01:42:45 -0500 From: "Duane Collie" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Subject: [uuc] Suggested NCC Tour >If anyone has a destination they think would be interesting to the chapter, >please let me know. If you would like to put on a tour, I'd be happy to >assist. It's our club. Please be a part of it. >...steven >NCC Tourmeister Well Steve, Since ya asked......here's my 'suggested' tour itenerary for an upcoming event I'd like to run, the "UUC HOOTERS REGIONALS", hosted by the National Capital Chapter . This will be awesome. Start at about noon on a Sunday. This allows many of us to mostly fully recover from any Saturday night activities. 1. Begin the tour at HOOTERS at the Inner Harbor, Baltimore. Eat greasy Lunch before we start, and bring digital cameras to take photos of certain gender-specific employees. Do not to stare at the ladies. Avoid groping. 2. Sortie to HOOTERS of Rockville, MD probably an hour drive if we run out a few backroads in Howard County. Have a brew....take more employee photos. When you do stare, do so judiously. Groping should be limited to polite "excuse-me" brushes with employees in the passageways of the resturaunt. 3. Move onto HOOTERS of Fairfax, VA, an hour away, being sure to take the General Lee Ferry at Point of Rocks so we can watch the guys with lowered cars cringe when they go on the loading ramp and tear off their polished stainless steel exhaust. This will also give those who may have overextended their Rolling Rock intake capabilites to relieve themselves from whichever bodily orifice is appropriate over the side of the ferry as it makes it way across the upper Potomac River. Drink beer at Fairfax destination, take more photos. As you stare, try not to utter "oh - my - gawd's" too loudly. Grope if you can get away with it without gettin smacked. 4. Take the twisty backroads through Clifton onto HOOTERS of Manasas, whereby we can ascertain whether the Hooters wimmen there really do not have all their teeth (as is sometimes rumored). Eat dinner, which will still be greasy. Drink more beer. Take more digital photos. Since many by now are now pretty much in full gawking drool, at least don't trip over your tongue fer cryin' out-loud. Watch The Geeeeeeze grab anything that comes within reach like a shark in the water with baby dolphins. We'll tip generously from the NCC Autocross Fund to avoid arrest. EPLIOGUE: Post all the digital 'employee' photos to the NCC website. We will then let the bimwads here on thw UUCDIGEST pick the most hottie one. Two weeks later we shall award said cutie the trophy for "UUC/NCC/CCA HOOTERS Babe Of The Year". She will also be awarded the keys for a full year to a clapped-out '81 320i, free autocross lessons for life, and a certificate good for complimentary overnight lodging at any UUC/NCC/CCA tour member's home. I see an annual event in the making here. - - Duane Collie The Sled P.S. Rich!!.....BREATHE AGAIN !!.......RICH !! ....I WAS ONLY KIDDING !!!! Ya think I would *really* propose something like that at a Chapter Board meeting? ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 19 Mar 2000 01:46:05 -0500 From: "Grant Low" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Subject: [uuc] Digitally Edited Pics This summer, at work (during lunch breaks!) I did a little brainstorming and image editing on the M5 and the X5. I came up with an M6, M6 convertible, X3, and and X-Truck. I admit, now that I look at them again they're a little rough, but still.. I'd love to have an M6 in my driveway ;) Anyway, I've posted the pics at the following URLs. The top pics in each are the original, unedited pics. Enjoy! (Thanks to Neil Hitze's website for prompting me to post these! http://www.hitze.com/~neil) http://gunter.gunter.com/personal/m5m6.jpg (61k) http://gunter.gunter.com/personal/x5x3.jpg (67k) Anyone else have any cool faked/edited car pics? Grant 87 325 http://gunter.gunter.com ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 19 Mar 2000 01:59:49 -0500 From: "tim ng" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Subject: [uuc] m5 f/s I know this guy, he deals in many euro M5s, right now he has a dytona violet M5 wagon with violet and black interior (sold) he is also getting a green one in in a few more months from Germany. He knows some people over in Europe and they buy the cars and ship them thru Flordia and into the Atlanta area all legal. I wish I had that kind of money. He has already sold like 5 M5 wagons in the U.S. and about 7-10 Euro M5s including the 93 3.8L 6 speed tranny M5!!! Tim Ng >Date: Fri, 17 Mar 2000 10:27:25 EST >From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] >Subject: [uuc] <FS> '93 M5 >Hey All, >Paroozing through the classifieds this morning and noticed this car located >somewhere in the Atlata area. >1993 BMW M5 3.8L Euro Model, 55k miles, diamond black/black leather. >Excellent condition (404) 815-9121 >Now You too can be almost like Rob :o) :o) I have no affiliation with this car, >yada, yada, yada, >Best, >Rory >'90 525i -- Not an M5 :o( :o( ------------------------------ End of [uucdigest] V3 #468 ************************** _________________________________________ | Please visit these UUC-approved BMW parts vendors/service providers: | (listed alphabetically) | Bonneville Motorwerks . http://www.bonnevillemotorwerks.com | Circle Tire Co. 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