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Subject: kids,worth a laugh
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Subject: kids,worth a laugh
just thought i'd share this.
Kids say the darndest things! Makes us single folk want to go out
and have one. An entertaining alternative to astro perhaps? *wink*.
JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister.
After a while he asked: "Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot
and one for cold milk?"
MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she
was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, "If you don't
remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to
six."
STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom goodnight. "I love you so
much, that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom
window."
BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a painkiller. She tried
in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her
Mom explained it was a childproof cap and she'd have to open it for
her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: "How does it know
it's me?
D I (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: "How much do
I cost?"
JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: "The man
named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but
his wife looked back and was turned to salt." Concerned, James
asked: "What happened to the flea?"
TAMMY! (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather
wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for awhile and then
asked, "Why doesn't your skin fit your face?"
The Husband
MAN Of YOUR HOUSE'
The husband had just finished reading a new book, 'YOU Can BE The
MAN Of YOUR HOUSE'.
He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife.
Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly, "From now on, YOU
need to know that I AM the MAN of this house, and my word is law!
You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished
eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert afterward.
Then, after dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me, and we
will have the sex that I want. After that, you are going to draw me
my bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and
bring me my robe. Then you will massage my feet and hands. Then
after that's done, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
His wife replied, "The funeral director would be my guess."
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