Hi All, I"m Donnalee, 72 years old, and a book nut for at least 64 of those years. I've enjoyed the posts I've seen, and I'm sure my remaining reading hours will be well-directed by those more current than I am!
I've discovered a favorite humorist whom I've come to call Uncle Ron. He's 72 as well, but please don't assume any romantic stuff! We are both quite happily married to others!! Uncle Ron has a site called something like "The World's Best Ransom Note Factory!" Yes, he says, quality custom ransom notes to fit any occasion!! Here are some samples of the work. If your tastes in clean humor are as goofy as mine, you want want to visit his site. VERY HELPFUL, e.g. WHEN SEEKING SOMEONE FROM WHOM TO ASK DIRECTIONS! I think stupid people Should have to wear signs! (Though it might be a turn-off for Cupid!) That way, on approach You can say (reading lines) "Oh pardon ... I see that you're stupid" C: 2006 - http://worlds-premiere-ransom-note-factory.us/ HELPFUL HOUSEHOLD HINTS: OUR NEVER-ENDING QUEST FOR SPARE SPACE If you're out of storage And have lots of porridge And don't mind a sink-full of goop Find where it's thick And quick-dip a brick Which leaves a large space in your soup! C: 2006 - http://worlds-premiere-ransom-note-factory.us/ CHURCH MEMORIAL PLAQUE PUZZLES ANXIOUS YOUNGSTER Said the pastor out loud When the youngster seemed nervous, "The list is of OUR boys Who died in the service" "Oh wow," said the kid (Maybe thinking of heaven) "WAS THAT NINE O'CLOCK? OR JUST NOW AT ELEVEN?" C: 2006 - http://worlds-premiere-ransom-note-factory.us/ I'll keep an eye out for any responses. Luv, Donnalee Have you told a friend today? http://bookcrossing.com/tellafriend Archives and email list settings: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/BookCrossing Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/BookCrossing/ <*> Your email settings: Individual Email | Traditional <*> To change settings online go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/BookCrossing/join (Yahoo! ID required) <*> To change settings via email: mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
