Chris Devers said:
> If I may narrow it down to ones that haven't been presented to a
> Boston.pm meeting before, these ones look good:
>    * Perl 6 Update
>      http://damian.conway.org/Seminars//Perl6.html

I think it's safe to say that Damian will be fielding
Perl 6 questions no matter which talk he gives.

;)

Perl programmers seem to relate to Perl 6 about
the same way that a five year old relates to Christmas.
When someone like Damian or Dan shows up and people
start asking questions about Perl 6, I get an image
of those 5 year olds asking about Santa Claus.

How does he deliver all those presents in one single night?
He has a sleigh that can fly.
How can a sleigh fly?
It's pulled by eight magic reindeer.
OH! ... COOL!

I've peeled enough of the wrapping back to know
we're getting some kind of really, cool, awesome
present. So, I'll worry about the details, assembly
instructions, batteries not included, when it gets
here.

My only question is this: When is Christmas?

Other than that, I'd prefer Damian talk
about something where he can actually talk
rather than being asked questions equivalent to
"But, how does Santa hold all those presents in one bag?"
"It's really a magically tied hash, accessed by each
child's name. And when he reaches in the bag, the FETCH
subroutine generates and returns the appropriate gift."
"OH! ... COOL!"

Personally, I'm in the mood for some black magic,
not the sugary sweet stuff. So, my vote goes for
whichever talk has the highest "voodoo" quotient.
The more people who leave walking out like
brain-fried zombies, the better. If it's going to
be Christmas, I'd like to make it a
"Nightmare Before Christmas" kind of evening.

-- 
"Impatient Perl" => Perl geek in about a week.
http://www.greglondon.com/iperl/index.html
Available in GNU-FDL, HTML, PDF, and paperback.

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