On Tuesday, Aug 3rd 2004 at 08:39 -0400, quoth Dan Sugalski: =>At 12:08 AM -0400 8/3/04, Uri Guttman wrote: =>> >>>>> "DS" == Dan Sugalski <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> writes: =>> =>> >> and yours truly purchased the pies and the beer (with funds from the =>> tpf =>> >> auction which had a group bid of $520 for us to also pie dan). they =>> >> were coconut cream and chocolate cream and i sprayed a whole can of =>> real =>> >> whipped cream on top of them! :) =>> =>> DS> Ah, so *that's* why they gunked up my contacts so bad. I'd wondered. =>> =>> and you should have closed your eyes, dummy! :) => =>I *did*. You put a lot of whipped cream on those things, and it doesn't take =>much to coat a contact lens. :-P => =>I had a professional to consult beforehand. I really shoulda asked what the =>right way to do this sort of thing is.
Oddly enough, it turns out that there are two kinds of pie: Eating and Throwing. The technology was first developed by the philosopher Milton who later in life was known more popularly as Uncle Miltie. He discovered that the best Throwing Pies are actually filled with shaving cream. Different types of shaving cream have different consistencies and can be modified for different effects. Of course, if you want a Throwing Pie that allows the receiver to comically taste what's dripping off his face, then you want to go with the Eating Pie. After that, it's all in the name. Of course we all know that a kumquat pie is funnier than a blueberry pie. Probably the funniest of all pies is the kiwi pie. -- Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have .0. happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver's license say Organ ..0 Donor?Black holes are where God divided by zero. Listen to me! We are all- 000 individuals! What if this weren't a hypothetical question? steveo at syslang.net _______________________________________________ Boston-pm mailing list [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://mail.pm.org/mailman/listinfo/boston-pm
