i put that warning in the subject because of the potentially deadly
content of this email. inspired by who knows what, i had the chutzpah to
rewrite a classic humorous diddy into a sickeningly promotional
anthem. most of you will know the original song. for those who don't, ask
someone who does. now sing along to:
The Perl Hunter Song
by Uri Guttman
(with extreme apologies to Tom Lehrer! :)
I always will remember
T'was a year ago November
I went out to hunt hackers
On a morning bright and clear
I went and shot the maximum
I found in CPAN mall,
Two Perl gurus, seven hackers and a Wall.
I was in no mood to diff her
I broke out my trusty sniffer
And went out to hunt my prey
What a haul I made that day
I dragged them to the vendor
And I got them jobs by gall
Two Perl gurus, seven hackers and a Wall
My ISP was firm it
Took away my kermit
The worst punishment I ever endured
It turned out there was a reason
Walls were near extinct
And one of the hackers was a Grrlll.
People ask me how I do it
And I say there's nothing to it
You just stand there looking dumb
And when something codes you shoot (BANG!)
And there's ten hunted heads in my trophy room and hall
Two Perl gurus, seven hackers and the Perl head, Larry Wall!
uri
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