LOL, that's cute.
Sarai and Rosie, Proverbs 3:5,6 "Trust in the Lord with all your heart,
And lean not on your own understanding;
In all your ways acknowledge Him,
And He shall direct your paths."
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From: "rhonda clark" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: "Braillenote List" <[email protected]>
Sent: Thursday, July 22, 2004 7:25 AM
Subject: [Braillenote] a little levity
> This is nothing to do with the list, but wanted to bring a little humor to
you. Enjoy! Grin.
> Kids in Grade School
> Teacher: Why are you late?
> WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
> Teacher: What sign?
> Webster: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
> Teacher: John, how do you spell "crocodile?"
> John: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
> Teacher: No, that's wrong.
> John: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
> TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
> Sarah: H I J K L M N O!!
> Teacher: What are you talking about?
> SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
> Teacher: George, go to the map and find North America.
> George: Here it is!
> Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
> Class: George!
> Teacher: Willie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't
have ten years ago.
> Willie: Me!
> Teacher: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
> Tommy: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
> Teacher: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I."
> ELLEN: I is
> Teacher: No, Ellen.. Always say, "I am."
> Ellen: All right. "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet"
> Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of "Coincidence?
> Johnny: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same
time."
> Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
tree,
> but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish
him?"
> Johnny: "Because George still had the ax in his hand."
> Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
> Sam: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
> Teacher: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
your brother's.
> Did you copy his?
> Desmond: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
> Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no
longer interested?
> Pupil: A teacher.
>
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