Another amusing spin:
http://slate.msn.com/Features/grinch/grinch.asp
At 10:44 AM 11/22/00 -0600, you wrote:
>Here's a little story Bill Maher read on "Politically Incorrect"
>the other night. It's pretty mean, but what do you expect? ;-)
>
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>
>"How the Grinch Stole the Election"
>
>Every Jew down in Jewville liked elections a lot.
>But the Grinch, who lived over in Austin, did not.
>
>'I know they'll be voting for Gore,' he was thinking.
>'By Wednesday, the latest, I'll be back to my drinking.'
>
>Election day came, and the voting was close.
>At one point the Grinch even started to boast.
>'It's a Grinch by the nose,' all the newsmen explained.
>Even Dan Rather, who was clearly insane.
>
>But, was he the winner? Hey, not so fast.
>Al Gore called him up and said, 'Grinch, kiss my ass.'
>
>The race was too, too tight to say who was elected.
>The Grinch was so stressed his face got infected..
>
>All eyes turned to Jewville to sort out the mess,
>but Hymen and Herschel and dear old Aunt Bess,
>were too senile to vote for the one they liked.
>They poked the wrong hole and joined the Third Reich.
>
>The Jews down in Jewville took to the streets
>to complain about fraud, not to mention the heat.
>
>The Grinch said something that couldn't be gaucher.
>'This election, my friends, is perfectly kosher.'
>Then a judge ruled each vote must be counted by hand.
>The Grinch said, 'that's not what my brother Jeb had planned.'
>
>His lawyers filed motions, injunctions and writs,
>demanding that Gore and the Jews call it quits.
>But just when the Grinch thought the deal had gone through,
>he met Cindy Lou Lipschitz, aged 92.
>
>'Why,' she cried, 'did you steal our election?'
>He just laughed and gave her a lethal injection.
>
>They say the Grinch's ego grew three sizes that day.
>Unfortunately his brain went the opposite way.
>
>So here's a lesson for now and for later,
>don't blame me, I voted for Nader.
>
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