As we "celebrate" the first 25 years of Microsoft. We take a look ahead at
what the future holds for the next 25 years at Microsoft.
2001
.NET system goes online, human decisions are removed from the office
environment
2001
2:14am, August 29th, .NET become self-aware, corporations try to pull the
plug but it's too late, .NET strikes back.
2002
Internet Explorer 6.0 for Windows released.
2004
Supreme Court rules to break up Microsoft.
2005
President Gates disbands Supreme Court, orders break up of Sun
Microsystems, IBM and Oracle.
2006
Windows 2004 released.
2007
Microsoft purchases Napster-Disney-Cisco-Coke-Ford-Avis to compete with
Oracle-AOL-3Com-Pepsi-GM-Hertz and GE.
2008
Windows NT 4.0 Service Pack 84 released.
2009
Gates second term as President begins.
2010
Microsoft Office surpasses the 18 Terabyte mark.
2012
Windows 2010 Service Pack 1 released.
2013
Windows 2010 released.
2015
Microsoft releases Internet Explorer 6.0 for Apple Macintosh.
2016
Microsoft enhances their only innovation by introducing the "Red Screen of
Death."
2020
Bill Gates purchases Linus Torvalds.
2021
Researchers develop first crash-proof operating system, then destroy it.
They are just that evil.
2024
Microsoft genetic engineers realize Bill Gates' childhood dream and
develop the first talking rabbit.
2025
A reunited Backstreet Boys perform at the 50th anniversary of the founding
of Microsoft
