[Just passing this along, though I was unable to confirm it.]
TOKYO (AP) - The recent craze for hydrogen beer is at the heart of a three
way lawsuit between unemployed stockbroker Toshira Otoma, the Tike-Take
karaoke bar and the Asaka Beer Corporation.
Mr Otoma is suing the bar and the brewery for selling toxic substances and
is claiming damages for grievous bodily harm leading to the loss of his job.
The bar is counter suing for defamation and loss of customers.
The Asaka Beer Corporation brews "Suiso" brand beer, where the carbon
dioxide normally used to add fizz has been replaced by the more
environmentally friendly hydrogen gas. A side effect of this has made the
beer extremely popular at karaoke sing-along bars and discotheques.
Hydrogen, like helium, is a gas lighter than air. Because hydrogen
molecules are lighter than air, sound waves are transmitted more rapidly;
individuals whose lungs are filled with the nontoxic gas, can speak with an
uncharacteristically high voice.
Exploiting this quirk of physics, chic urbanites can now sing soprano parts
on karaoke sing-along machines after consuming a big gulp of Suiso beer.
The flammable nature of hydrogen has also become another selling point,
even though Asaka has not acknowledged that this was a deliberate marketing
ploy.
It has inspired a new fashion of blowing flames from one's mouth using a
cigarette as an ignition source. Many new karaoke videos feature singers
shooting blue flames in slow motion, while flame contests take place in pubs
everywhere.
"Mr Otoma has no-one to blame but himself. If he had not become drunk and
disorderly, none of this would have happened. Our security guards undergo
the most careful screening and training before they are allowed to deal with
customers" said Mr Takashi Nomura, Manager of the Tike-Take Bar. "Mr Otoma
drank fifteen bottles of hydrogen beer in order to maximize the size of the
flames he could belch during the contest. He catapulted balls of fire
across the room that Gojira would be proud of, but this was not enough to
win him first prize since the judgement is made on the quality of the
flames and that of the singing, and after fifteen bottles of lager he was
badly out of tune."
"He took exception to the result and hurled blue fireballs at the judge,
singeing the front of Mrs. Mifune's hair, entirely removing her eyebrows
and lashes, and ruining the clothes of two nearby customers. None of these
people have returned to my bar. When our security staff approached he
turned his attentions to them, making it almost impossible to approach
him. Our head bouncer had no choice but to hurl himself at Mr Otoma's
knees, knocking his legs from under him."
"The laws of physics are not to be disobeyed, and the force that propelled
Mr Otoma's legs backwards also pivoted around his center of gravity and
moved his upper body forward with equal velocity. It was his own fault he
had his mouth open for the next belch, his own fault he held a lighted
cigarette in front of it and it is own fault he swallowed that cigarette."
"The Tike-Take bar takes no responsibility for the subsequent internal
combustion, rupture of his stomach lining, nor the third degree burns to
his esophagus, larynx and sinuses as the exploding gases forced their way
out of his body. His consequential muteness and loss of employment are his
own fault."
Mr Otoma was unavailable for comment.
