Ronn Blankenship wrote:
>
> At 10:17 AM 8/14/01, Julia wrote:
>
> >HA! No, I don't have _Changing Diapers for Dummies_ -- I only have
> >_Pregnancy for Dummies_ and _Football for Dummies_.
>
> Do those come in a combined edition, one which explains that giving birth
> is like trying to pass* a football?
>
> (*And I don't mean the way a quarterback does it.)
>
> --Ronn! :)
Uh, no. I can't picture Howie Long talking about childbirth that way,
and he's the big name on the _Football_ one. (I really like Howie Long,
BTW.)
What's the circumference of a regulation football if you're measuring it
perpendicular to the seams, not along the seams, anyway? I'm wondering
how that compares to the circumference of Sammy's head at birth, and
just how close giving birth to him was like passing a football, now that
you mention it....
Julia
