But I'll tell it anyway. I'm paraphrasing something my wife picked up on another mailing list. "When I heard that a plane from Boston had crashed into the World Trade Center, you know what the first thing I thought was? "The first thing I thought was, 'Damn, this Red Sox/Yankees rivalry has gotten *way* out of hand.'" Also, paraphrasing (because my memory ain't perfect) Rudy Giuliani: "We have so many volunteers at this point that they're starting to get in the way. We really appreciate it, but if you really want to help New York, just come and spend money. Go to a restaurant. See a play. I understand that your odds of getting tickets to _The Producers_ have significantly improved." Marvin Long Austin, Texas "If you will not grant me victory, then grant me vengeance!" Conan the Barbarian "Blessed are the peacemakers." Jesus Christ
