But I'll tell it anyway.  I'm paraphrasing something my wife picked up on
another mailing list.


"When I heard that a plane from Boston had crashed into the World Trade
Center, you know what the first thing I thought was?

"The first thing I thought was, 'Damn, this Red Sox/Yankees rivalry has
gotten *way* out of hand.'"


Also, paraphrasing (because my memory ain't perfect) Rudy Giuliani:

"We have so many volunteers at this point that they're starting to get in
the way. We really appreciate it, but if you really want to help New York,
just come and spend money.  Go to a restaurant.  See a play.  I understand
that your odds of getting tickets to _The Producers_ have significantly
improved."


Marvin Long
Austin, Texas

"If you will not grant me victory, then grant me vengeance!"
  Conan the Barbarian

"Blessed are the peacemakers."
  Jesus Christ

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