The Pakistan government tried to mediate a peace negociation between the USA and the Taliban. Both parties were invited to Islamabad, a neutral ground, to discuss the current crisis.
Bush menaced to bomb every factory of Afghanistan if they didn't give Osama, but the Taliban representative said that there were no factories in Afghanistan. Then, Bush menaced to burn every crop in Afghanistan, but the Taliban representative said there were no crops in Afghanistan. Exhasperated, Bush said he would kill every taliban. Then, the Taliban representative told Bush to look outside of the window. He pointed to a bearded young man, and told that he was his son. Then, he yelled: "Abdullah! Dress yourself with the bomb!" And so he did. "Abdullah! Yell Glory to the Islam!" And he yelled. "Abdullah, explode yourself to the Glory of Islam!" And Abdullah exploded himself. He turned then to Bush and said that he couldn't scare a band of fanatics that have nothing to lose. Jenna Bush was watching this with the internal circuit of the presidency. Next morning, she came to his bodyguard, and, presenting an innocent clothe that looked like a bomb, told him. "Jack, dress yourself with this bomb" And so he did. "Jack, yell Glory to the USA!" And he yelled. "Jack, explode yourself to the Glory of the USA!" And Jack replied: "What the hell, Miss Bush! How can you be drunk this early in the morning!?!?!" Alberto Monteiro
