"Horn, John" wrote: > > I'm not a big supporter of George W. Bush but I'm glad he's OK after his > "pretzel incident". It would be horribly embarrassing to have a President > die after choking on a pretzel! > > Can you imagine the rumors and conspiracy theories that would abound? Was > it Al Qaeda who snuck a fake pretzel into the bag or was it the Democrats? > Pretzel-gate!! Did bin Laden infiltrate Snyders of Hanover (or Keebler or > whomever)? Perhaps Enron coverup Bush's involvement? Surely, Bill > Clinton and Al Gore would be brought in there somehow... > > I'm going to need to be much more careful when I eat pretzels in the > future...
Our local paper's humor columnist editorializes about it: http://www.austin360.com/aas/metro/kelso/ Julia
