At 19:29 17-02-02 -0500, you wrote:
>At 09:23 AM 2/17/02 -0600, Reggie wrote:
>>>From: "J. van Baardwijk" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>>>At 16:24 14-2-02 -0600, Reggie Bautista wrote:
>>>And when he was done laughing, he did not say "hey, you are reading private
>>>e-mail at work? You are fired!"?   :-)
>>
>>Nope, I still have my job, and a printed copy of that lab report is now 
>>hanging just inside my boss's office, where he can easily see it but it 
>>won't be noticed by a casual visitor...
>>
>>Reggie  :-)
>
>Another career jeopardized, then saved, by lame humor.
>My work here is done ;-)
>
>Sean


Thanks for the link.  I've already passed it along to some people who found 
it humorous.

The experiment with a similar outcome I recall best from freshman physics 
was one where the data points on the graph formed a perfect 
connect-the-dots picture of a witch with a pointed hat riding on a broom 
(unfortunately, it was the spring semester, so Hallowe'en had come and 
gone).  Of course, the data points were *supposed* to form a straight line.

Then there was an experiment in an upper-level course where if one believed 
the resistance readings given by a Wheatstone bridge hooked to a 
thermocouple that had been placed in a crucible of molten lead, the 
temperature kept going *up* as the lead solidified . . .


As the old "Guide to Laboratory Sciences" tells us:

If the experiment fizzes and stinks, the subject is chemistry.

If the experiment bites and scratches, the subject is biology.

If the experiment just plain won't work, the subject is physics.



-- Ronn! :)

----------------------------------------------------------------------------

-- Ronn Blankenship
Instructor of Astronomy/Planetary Science
University of Montevallo
Montevallo, AL

Standard Disclaimer:  Unless specifically stated
otherwise, any opinions stated herein are the personal
opinions of the author and do not represent the
official position of the University of Montevallo.

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------

Reply via email to